Saturday, August 26, 2006

Girl: Slow down, I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No it's not.
Please it's too scary!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a BIG hug.
Girl : *hugs him*
Guy: Can you take my helmet off and put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
Girl: Alright, now slow down
Guy: I love you babe
Girl: I love you too, please just slow down now!Please...

(in the paper the next day):
A motorcycle had crashed into a building becauseof brake failure.
Two people were on it, but only 1had survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road,
the guy realized that his brakes broke,
but he didn't want to let the girl know.
Instead, he had her say she loved him and felt her hug one last time,
then he had her wear his helmet
so that she would live even though it meant that he would die.

bloody hell, this is effing sweeeeeet.
aww.

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